While melting some fresh cheese over my leftover pasta, I have decided there should be a new question added to the standard IQ test:

“What buttons do you press to turn on the microwave for one minute?”

For all I know, there may be more than two correct answers. I do know the short answer but for some reason (beyond my control) I’m always going the long route… …every time I hit “start” all I can think is damn, I did it again!